Is you looking for a job?

So ... I get a call from one of the many recruitment agencies that I've applied with and behold.. Ali G's corporate protege is HOLLAY LONDAYLE* (name changed) recruiting. The conversation kinda went down like this:

Hollay: " Is you unemployed?"
Yours Truly: " I'm currently looking for a job, yes"
H: " Is you da one interested in Financial Planin'?"
YT: " No, not really, any jobs in advertising?"
H:" Here's da deal, yeah, we is got a course in Financial Planin' yeah, you don' be payin' upfront *praaattt* you is doing da course and you is tested den you get placed and only free months lata you star' payin' back da fees *prrraaaaatt*

YT is gawking at this point...

YT: " So there aren't any jobs in advertising?"
H: "So da course fees yeah is like 2,000 quid yeah but you pay about 150 a monf aftar da work placement yeah, is you interested?"
YT: "No thanks... bye"

I didn't know they were real! jeezzzz....