Friday 6 March 2009

Bad, Bad Dinosaur


Tisk, tisk. Here's a lil gem from the horse's mouth:

Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park - w4m


Date: 2008-10-12, 3:14PM PDT

You will growl mechanically into my ear and stare threateningly. I will feign panic and search for the flash light in the back seat of the visitor jeep. You will sniff at the window slowly and then release a robotic roar into the night air. I scream for Alan Grant, but your over sized robot jaws come crashing down through the overhead window, pinning me to the floor.

I cannot stress this enough however, you must play as a ROBOTIC dinosaur. This is very specific, my interest lie entirely in animatronic dinosaurs, not real ones.

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